The problem with Mr. Bunny


The phone rang twice before Moon Psyche could answer it, so absorbed he was in reviewing the Apocalypse accounting records for the last year.

“Hello?”

“You have to come to Brickstown Infirmary right away Moon, I think we found Bear Cat.”

Spoke Blue N Gold, the most specialized tracker the Knights of Apocalypse could provide. Navy trained to be dropped behind enemy lines, he had become aware of his powers during a mission. After a long period of adaptation to learn to control his blasting abilities, he finally became a Knights of Apocalypse, using his training as a crime fighter and his military expertise to track down the elusive foes of the city. Moon Psyche had sent him after Bear Cat and the Hunters of Apocalypse, with specific orders to locate as many as he could. Blue N Gold, aside from being able to get the job done, had gathered such an array of contacts from all walks of life in the city, that he was the perfect choice, and was now proving it once again.

“That was fast.” Replied Moon Psyche to the tracker

“I had nothing to do with it sir, I just followed a hunch when I heard about an unknown super-powered being involved in a deadly accident, here in Brickstown, with a city bus.” Replied the blaster, as he eyed a nurse passing by in the hospital corridor. She looked over her shoulder and flashed him a smile. He smiled back, once more certain that he still had it with the ladies. Although, the fact that he was dressed in hospital garbs and wearing a fake doctor ID might have helped the matter, he dismissed the thought entirely.

“Do you have him in custody?” Asked Moon Psyche, as he got up and grabbed his fedora hat.

“No sir, the police does.” Replied the energy blaster.

“That’s a problem, I will try and get him transferred to our care. In the meantime, I want you to keep a close eye on him, if he attempts to flee, stop him.” Said Moon Psyche as he hung up the phone and headed for Cavalier’s office. Having the head of the ECPC in your super group always had its perks, one of those being that Cavalier could request on his authority that any prisoner or suspect, be relinquished to Apocalypse for questioning on matter of city security. Approaching the famous scrapper office door, he heard a loud and muffled snoring coming from the inside. Stopping short, he knocked on the door gently, and waited for cavalier to wake up. A few second passed, and the snoring remained constant. Moon Psyche then knocked loudly on the door, with a close fist for good measure, and was satisfied to hear Cavalier’s voice asking in a childish tone:

“Mommy?”

Then in a manlier manner:

“What is it?”

Moon opened the door and walked in the office, surprised at the tidiness of it, for a change.

“Cymbaline did some cleaning again?” He asked with a knowing smile on his face, remembering the first time she had done so.

“Shaddup.” Replied a grumbling Cavalier, as he was sitting up on the old leather couch.

“Your head tracker has located Bear Cat, in Brickstown, under police custody.” Said Moon, hoping Cavalier would understand right away what was needed of him, and he did.

“Oh, I see. Let me make a few phone calls to fix this. Are you going there yourself, to take charge of him right away, or are we sending someone else over?” Asked Cavalier as he got up and hit the empty beer bottle that was on the floor, next to the couch.

“I’m heading there right now, just clear him over to us, and I’ll bring him back here.” Replied Moon Psyche.

“Oh, and Cavalier…”

“Yes?”

“Don’t ever call me mommy again.”


Bear Cat, lying in the hospital bed, feeling the throbbing pain racking his body, was looking around at all the faces there. Aside from the doctor and a nurse, two police detectives and seven policemen were standing in the room, looking at him while waiting for the medical staff to be done. Another doctor entered the room, but only stood by the entrance, unnoticed by the others. His eyes were piercing and Bear Cat gathered right away that whatever he was, he was more than a doctor. Maybe a Crey agent?

“I’m detective Hill from the Paragon PD, what’s your name son?” Asked an old and gruffy looking man well into his fifties, who took out a badge and showed it to Bear Cat, before putting it away in a casual manner, as if he had done that motion too many times in his life. Bear Cat pondered a few seconds before answering, knowing full well that he couldn’t run without hurting some of them, accepting the fact that for now, he was a prisoner by choice.

“My name is Bunny, Bugs Bunny.” He simply replied as he looked straight ahead at the far wall. One of the policemen chuckled at that, then steeped forward and said :

“Listen Mr. Bunny, you’re in big trouble right now, and without papers or even a registered ID in the super-powered data bank. You just killed a bus driver and injured a lot of people when you stepped in front of that bus, so start talking now. Why did you stop that bus, what are you doing in the city.”

Bear Cat remained quiet, looking at the wall, debating what to do next, then answered:

“Canada, I was looking for Canada. I thought it was south.”

The policemen who had chuckled at his first remark turned around and looked at the sergeant, then said:

“Forget it Hill, let’s just send him to the Zig until a judge can sentence him.”

“Son, you have to help us here. You have to understand that under the circumstances, things are not looking up for you, and unless you cooperate, they won’t get any easier.” Spoke the old detective as he came to lean closer to Bear Cat, looking him straight in the eyes, and seeing no emotions.

“I have the right to remain silent, anything I say can, and will be held against me in a court of law. I have the right to an attorney, and if I can’t afford one, one will be provided for me. I understand these rights as I have just stated them to you. I am now under arrest.” Bear Cat then looked ahead once more, with no intention of speaking one more word.

“Well, you had your phone call, and we gave you a chance. But seeing how you don’t want to help yourself, you are right. You are now under arrest.” The old detective stepped back a few steps and looked at one of the policemen.

“Cuff him and read him is right.”

Bear Cat listened as the policemen did his work, but remained icy and still. He knew it would have been too easy to simply break their arms and necks, then escape to disappear into the city. But the rules of engagement he had been enforcing prevented him to do so. His only hope remained with the phone call he had made, the only help he could get from walking away clean rested in the hands of the lawyer he had contacted. After all, if the firm could handle WinterTech’s legal problems, they could handle his situation. It was the first time since the Hunters of Apocalypse's existence, any of its operatives had used that phone number. The card had been given to all of its members in case of trouble, no one but Bear Cat knew who had passed it on in the first place. And he knew that if he revealed the identity of that person, the shockwave of that revelation would cripple an entire super group for a long time. So, he remained quiet, keeping his secrets to himself, while waiting patiently for someone to show up and get him out of here.

The cellular phone of detective Hill then rang, and he answered promptly.

“This is Hill… Yes sir?... I understand sir, but… But sir, he refuses to… Yes, sir.” Then he hung up, in a frustrated manner he turned around and looked at Bear Cat.

“If you thought you were in big trouble before, think again Mr. Bunny. The Riders of Apocalypse have just taken custody of you.”


Meanwhile, back at the Apocalypse HQ, Cymbaline had just walked in the lobby. Crossing paths with Moon Psyche, she flashed him a smile, while he commented on her lack of proper attire, for the humpthieth time. She had come in wearing a pair of tight jeans shorts and a white t-shirt, her hair loose, she looked more like a wet t-shirt contestant than a hero. But such was her spirit, free and wild. As she stepped into the elevator, she was greeted by Colette, the head dispatch for the day shift. She listened to her telling about her man problems, all the way up to the 40th floor, and as she stepped out of the elevator, she truly felt for Colette and said:

“Men are dogs, girl. Keep them close and they bark, kick them away and they come back whimpering.”

Truly annoyed at males in general, and considering her track record also, Cymbaline felt frustrated that men were so predictable and obsessed with sex. Cymbaline walked into the lounge, which she had cleaned no more than two days ago, to find that a tornado had once more turned the place over. Growling deeply, she walked to the coffee machine, and was about to pour a hot cup of coffee, to find a note left by Pro-Pain Tank:

“Someone get more coffee please.”

Slamming the glass container on the counter, she walked out of the lounge angry that men always relied on someone else to do the dirty jobs. They are big pictures people, Xanthion would say, and sometimes forget about the little things like buying coffee or cleaning up after themselves.

Speaking of which, she thought to herself, I wonder what Cavalier wanted with me this morning.

Walking along the corridor, wondering how and why men were so immature and careless, she could feel the heat of her thoughts building up. Maybe a long swim in the Olympic size pool would calm her down after she talked with Cavalier. Upon reaching his office door, she was stopped short by a muffled conversation coming from the inside.

“…So long and heavy, I don’t think I can handle it, sir.” Spoke a female voice, while giggling a little.

“Of course you can dear, it won’t hurt you, all you need to do is spread your legs like so, and keep it moving. And call me Cavalier please, none of that “sir” business when we are in private.” Replied Cavalier with a certain maleness in his tone, while the woman giggled once more.

“But, this thing is so big, I don’t know…” Went on the woman, and Cymbaline could hear the strain in her voice at this point.

“One thing for sure, it’s not your regular school kid’s equipment, you have to hold it with a certain respect.” He replied, voice quite pleased with his comment. Cymbaline felt the fire build up at that last one.

That… That pig! Cymbaline thought to herself. He was taking advantage of his status as a leader to have his way with a student. She felt the fire inside her build up to a boiling point, anger was taking over her demeanour.

“All right, let’s give it a try.” Spoke the woman in a hushed voice. That was all it took for Cymbaline to roar like a lion and kick open the door with a flare ready to fire in her hands. That pig of a scrapper would learn that one didn’t abuse the power one was given.

Cavalier’s head snapped towards the door as it crashed open, to see Cymbaline standing there, eyes ablaze and a small fireball in her hands. Icy Heart, who was standing in the middle of the room, holding Cavalier’s broad sword at the ready, was so surprised by her entrance that, she let it drop to the floor.

“You pig!” Screamed Cymbaline as she fired her flare directly for Cavalier’s crotch, realizing the moment it left her hand, how mistaken she had been. They had been talking about Cavalier’s sword all that time, and he had been explaining to her how to handle it.

Throughout the floor, everyone heard a wailing scream, long and sorrowful coming from Cavalier’s office. Soon after, the sprinkler system fired up, and the whole area was washed down by water, soaking everything that wasn’t put away. Hair wet and eyes wide opened, Cymbaline kept repeating to Cavalier how sorry she was, while he was cursing the earth she walked on. Icy heart, ever the cool one, was already on the phone calling for a healer.

Nether Spirit who came rushing to scene, turned pale when he saw Cavalier on the floor and caught the scent of burnt hair and flesh. He looked at Cymbaline's flushed face, then at Icy Heart's amused smile, shook his head in disbelief and said:

“I’m so glad that wasn’t me.”
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